Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Why?

Three "why's" for your eyes...

Why the heck are Lolcats so funny? I look at them, and my brain says "Tim, this is rubbish, your sense of humour is much more developed than this" and then I see one that has a cat in a bed with the caption "I'm in ur bed... zleeping" and I roar with laughter. Why?

Why are pirates and ninjas so popular? I mean, pirates raped and pillaged their way across the seven seas, and ninjas just kill people! I struggle to name one pirate or ninja that has ever done anything good for me, but somehow everyone still loves them. Why?

Why do people use Internet Explorer when alternatives like Safari and the even better Mozilla Firfox are available? Why would you use a browser that is slower, less user friendly and just generally crap, when better alternatives are available that won't keep putting dead presidents in Bill Gates' sky rocket? Why?

These why's for your eyes,
Aren't just simply rhetorical ,
The reason for these questions,
Isn't really metaphorical,
I would really love to know,
Your opinion on these things,
So please answer my enquiries,
And see what joy in brings!

1 comment:

  1. I have a question for you... Why is your blog so darn entertaining? Is it your casual use of cockney rhyming slang or the fact that you ended your post with a strategically placed poem?

    I know exactly what you mean about the lolcats. It's beyond stupid, so why am I laughing?

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